ChopperHedz Ask:

"I spent a lot of time browsing the site and the one thing that I think is the best, is that I can say that I have never seen one 750 chop that looks just like another one. 

That is the one thing that I believe really makes a true chop. It reminds me of a time in my younger days when I gave up flat track racing to try hill climbing. When I saw all of the hill climb bikes I knew I was in the right sport. Each bike was as personalized as the 750s on your site.

I have a long unanswered question, that maybe someone that visits your site may be able to answer:   What ever happened to the AMEN company? 

I heard a rumor that they went out of business when the CA. Environment laws cracked down on chrome platers due to the environmental issues with those kind of companies.  But it would be great to know the real reasons, and if
there is any one that bought out their old stock, etc. Somewhere, somebody has to know the story?   Thanks, Maindog

If you have  the skinny on Amen, send info to: mcooper417@hotmail.com 

Why Exactly Does Stock Suck ?!
While you're trying to find your highest good  in the rows of production motorcycles, ask yourself this, "What spirit has made this machine for me?"  The answer, of course, is that there is no spirit at all, but a "mind," a population-mind with a cortex made of profit.

The comodification of "individuality" has created cool on a hanger,  mail-order rebellion, and insta-choppers. There at the gates of metered-acceptance, in the "tion" of things, population-mind grows. 

There's a Thai restaurant I eat in, a tiny, tiny place with great food and one chef who makes cooking up a bowl of noodles look like high art. On "HIS" massive gas-flame stove are drilled the words "Little Thai Express" in a font style that struggles for clarity through the thick blackened metal. A chopped stove. A rounding of manufacturing's  hard right angles.  A man and his machine with one voice. 

That's why stock sucks.   Ride on,  Mark...


Q-  What is your definition of a "chopper?"

People forget that the real reason for choppers coming around in the first place, and that the term "chopped" came from when our boys from the 2nd world war came home with flathead Harleys and a need to blow off all that steam and pent up frustration. They started racing these machines. But the Brit bikes were blowing our doors off on the street and strip be cause they were lighter. So, being the innovative people that Americans are, they started "chopping" off the unnecessary parts that were not functional so that we could compete with the Brit bikes.

The artists and ChopperHedz took over from there. Guys began chroming, painting, stretching, and raking their bikes. It used to be a sort of contest between bros during the winter months to see who could customize their choppers the cheapest and wildest. Ideas and techniques were a close guarded secret, only shared with the closest of bros. 

To me, it is simple. If I build a chopper and i pull up to a stop sign and  someone pulls up next to me with the exact same scoot--  I'm pulling over to the nearest phone booth and calling a bro with a truck to come pick me up so I can get right back to the drawing board. 

Custom to me means that no one has one like mine. I don't manufacture scoots,  I build masterpieces...its an art and a way of life and no one can put a price on that. It still remains true- some things you just can't buy."  the blacksmith 

<Amen!! -:) Mark>


"Choppers came from thinking outside the box. There's a mechanical component and there's an artistic angle too. Fusing the two can be an awful challenge.  

Rugged individualism ought to be the driving factor in fringe biking ; not conformity. Conformity ought to be deliberately stamped out. Conformity makes the whole deal look too much like a fashion show for butch boys. Conformity stifles the creative component in biking. Is that why all Hogs look the same even though the pride of the industry is that they are all different?

Why is that a problem? Consider two guys talking about their latest chopper project and listen to them deliberately excluding superior technology because it ain't Harley technology. I call that being stuck in the mud. I call it narrow-mindedness. Isn't it funny how rugged individualism has become regimented? Who's flying that flag anymore?

I'm an independent and always will be. And the main reason for that is that real bikers are too scary to hang out with and their imitators are often just playing dress-up on bikes. I don't want to take the time to sort out who's for real anymore. I have all the time in the world to chat about bike related stuff with anyone who'll share that with me but as soon as I see
that they are into it like some kind of religion, I'm out of the conversation. And if that makes me look like a wannabe or like I don't belong to this movement I'm OK with that. Rugged individualists don't need affirmation or support to proceed on their own paths.

Isn't that what chopping Hondas is about? Isn't that more important than simple style?"

Buck


The meaning of "chopper" has taken a radical change over the past few years. The original idea was to eliminate the
extra weight, bulk and cluttered appearance of a stock bike. The basic chopper idea was originally loose enough to give room for individual expression in design. A scooter generally got an exposed frame, narrow front wheel, small fender(s), custom seat and a minimum of exposed wiring. By blending these elements, an intimate relationship between design, form and function was maintained.  Add some chrome, fancy up the seat, extend and rake a little, and you're closer to having a good-looking custom bike, though I maintain it still isn't necessarily a chopper. 

If you check out the street traffic or magazine stands, you will notice an explosion of pseudo-choppers and their magazine counterparts. In typically American fashion, we may have gone overboard.

Those who prefer the quickie chopper park it out front of their favorite saloon because they haven't learned to ride it very well, if at all.  It's a perfect scooter for them if it just barks at passing pedestrians and gets some long looks. How
many of those looks are going to reflect admiration? Do they care? Widespread acceptance of the chopper, and the
underlying concept is great, but this mass-produced mess of tack-on goodies doesn't bring the biker closer to his
machine.

My main complaint is against the "Instant Chopper" are the people who forget that the original idea of a chopper was a
functional, clean-looking form of transportation based on a strong-running mill. All common sense seems to have
disappeared and the sport is lost.

So run your bike down to the nearest custom parts shop and buy some chrome things and some metal-flake paint. Add a high-back seat, sissy bar, big pipes and go putting off down the road. You've got a chopper now, right? Maybe some dudes will buy that shuck.

Don't you be one of them.

John Huetter


"Choppers are of one's creation, to be of a different breed. The chopper guys are the ones who plan and put their dreams and ideas to work for them and create a motorcycle separate from the rest, to identify themselves, through their work and creativity. Never looking for acceptance, but just to be left alone and enjoy their lives their way."   Thanks to D.DAWG


"I am not sure if you have ever read the puke that oozes from the pages of "The Horse" but...it would certainly appear that they are the only ones who have the slightest idea what a chopper is and ain't. Hell, they go as far (in the role of self-appointed chopper judges and jury) of hanging "coontails" on bikes that don't fit their undisclosed and perpetually contradicting terms of what constitutes a "chopper." 

I agree with D.Dawg's definition . But each of us dream in different ways and also within the means of different financial constraints. Some actually have the skill to build their own from end to end while others must commission skilled builders to realize their visions. A man's bike is built HOWEVER he likes even if he wants it painted by Leonardo DaVinci and engraved like a Browning Renaissance. There certainly are things I wouldn't do but, I don't expect everyone to dig my scooters.

So, I say to each his own and pick your own poison! I'm not here to judge your bike even if I know I can do better! This is the reason I have no subscription to the aforementioned rag. I doubt many readers of "The Horse" agree with the editors' non-stop blasting of other folks dreams and "art".    

Hackasaw,  http://bikesnbits.homestead.com/BIKESnBITS.html


RANT #1: Why do Harley riders get so patriotic about what's in their garage when their house is filled with imported goods??

"In terms of pure workmanship, I don't like Harleys. I ride them because I'm in the club, and that's the image, but if I could I would seriously consider riding a Honda...We really missed the boat not switching over to the Japanese models when they began building bigger bikes...Right now, Hell's Angels are stuck with Harleys, or maybe we're stuck with each other. Someday we'll be smart enough to walk away."

Ralph "Sonny" Barger - pg. 53 of 
"Hell's Angel: The Life and Times of Sonny Barger"
 

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